Can you bounce a quarter of a stripper's butt?

Not the ones in my town. Our strippers are more of the "bullet and stab wounds", the "anorexic underage girls with visible rib cages and open sores", and the "pregnant teens desperately paying to feed the baby or face the wrath of their abusive, alcoholic boyfriend" types. They're very sexy, but you can't help but feel sorry for them.